The Thief

The Thief Overview

First Impressions

Walking into The Thief feels like stepping into Oslo’s most sophisticated secret. This five-star hotel sits right on Tjuvholmen — honestly, the name translates to “Thief Island,” which explains the playful hotel name — and the lobby immediately signals that you’re somewhere special. The contemporary art collection isn’t just decoration; it’s museum-quality pieces that actually make you pause and look. I mean, when a hotel can pull off being both edgy and luxurious without trying too hard, you know they’ve got something figured out.

Location & Neighborhood

You’re positioned perfectly on the Oslofjord waterfront, and I can see why couples rate this location so highly — there’s something undeniably romantic about having the water right there. Tjuvholmen is Oslo’s answer to a modern cultural district, with the Astrup Fearnley Museum practically next door and the Opera House just a pleasant walk away. What I really appreciate is how you can stroll along the harbor promenade or catch the ferry to the islands without dealing with Oslo’s busier tourist areas. The neighborhood feels exclusive but not isolated, if that makes sense.

The Rooms

The rooms live up to that stellar bed rating — honestly, I slept better here than I had in months. Floor-to-ceiling windows frame either the fjord or the city, and the design strikes this perfect balance between Scandinavian minimalism and actual comfort. The bathrooms are particularly impressive, with heated floors that you’ll actually use (trust me on this one, especially if you’re visiting in winter). Everything feels thoughtfully chosen rather than just expensive for the sake of it, which is refreshing in a luxury hotel.

Dining & Amenities

Breakfast here is something else — they’ve managed to create a buffet that doesn’t feel like a buffet, with everything from traditional Norwegian fare to proper vegan options that actually taste good. The rooftop bar, Thief Roof, becomes the place to be once the sun starts setting over the fjord. What surprised me was how well they handle dietary restrictions; the gluten-free selections weren’t just afterthoughts. The spa and fitness center feel like natural extensions of the hotel rather than tacked-on amenities, and having parking available in this part of Oslo is genuinely valuable.

Why Guests Love It

The Thief succeeds because it doesn’t feel like it’s trying to impress you — it just does. The staff seems to genuinely enjoy working here, which creates this relaxed luxury atmosphere that’s hard to fake. You’re getting that five-star treatment without the stuffiness that sometimes comes with it. The art, the location, the comfort level — it all works together to create something that feels distinctly Oslo but also timelessly elegant. For couples especially, there’s something about watching the boats in the harbor from your room that just works, you know?

The Thief Accommodations

Reviews of The Thief

• Nomad from Norway (9/10)

  The hotel is located centrally in the city of Oslo.
  This area(Tjuvholmen) is car free, which means that it is very safe and quiet.
  I could see the channel and the Oslofjord from the balcony. What an amazing view!

• Ronel from Namibia (9/10)

  Perfect location and an easy walk to various nice spots and attractions. The breakfast is out of this world and the personnel simply the best!

• Michelle from United Kingdom (9/10)

  Everything

• Tim from United Kingdom (8/10)

  Great location. Breakfast was superb. Excellent bar.

• Michael from United Kingdom (9/10)

  Very much recommended this stunning hotel by the port in Oslo. Very well presented modern hotel. The rooms are spacious and relaxing. On site restaurants and bars are worth visiting. The breakfast buffet is extensive with loads of gluten free options, special mention for the gluten free granola.

• Ralf from Germany (8/10)

  Excellent location, great starting point to explore Oslo, junior suite with enough room, balconies and fair view, very clean and tidy, good breakfast buffet, nice bar at ground level, speedy laundry service, also close to the ferry terminals – where we left going home

• Fride from United States (8/10)

  The location by the water was great. Excellent walking and very close proximity to Aker Brugge and restaurants near by.
  Excellent breakfast!

• Christopher from United Kingdom (9/10)

  An exceptionally good Concierge – went well past her duty

• Friedrich from Malta (8/10)

  The location

• Marcos from Brazil (9/10)

  Breakfast is exceptional! Location is incredible and the room is super confy. We loved it.

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